49th annual grammys.....tonights show...

tonight the 49th annual grammy awards show took place and were televised live on CBS, meaning CBS has had already 2 of the huge event programs of this year.

With Beyonce looking like a 60 year old woman at a gala in the 1980's and Flea silly stringing Ryan Seacrest in the crotch, the evening begain with a lackluster push...but we did see a few great thing shappen tonight....such a the Dixie Chicks winning in every large category they were nominated for...proving that you dont have to compromise your integrity nor morals to succeed in this industry...I love the fact these women have been able to come back after getting kicked down by their audience and got to find another one who would stand behind them.

The nights other big winners was Ludacris, Mary J Blige!!!!, John Mayer and my boys, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But all togethe it seems that Mr. RIck Rubin came out the most triumphant and found himself the produced of two of the largest winners of the night, Dixie Chicks and The Peppers.

With performances by Justin Timberlake, Ludacirs, Mary J Blige, John Legend, John Mayer, Carrie Underwood, Smokie Robinson, Lionel Richie, Chris Brown, Christina Aguilera and my personal favorite - The Red Hot Chili Peppers - the night showcased the highest arded folks of the night.

I have to say Im usually bored to tears by award shows and cant remember the last time I watched a complete Grammy award show, but this year I believe was different. Even though most of the awards were passed out at a pre show ceremony, I like the facat that it showcases perfomances that were nominated as opposed to just listening to speech after speech after speech. It was a bit of glammed up grammy event and definitely seemed to be favoring repeeat winners, such as the wonderfuld Mary J Blige and Dixie Chicks.

Here's some pictures of the winners on the red carpet, courtesy of WIRE IMAGE & E! Networks.



CHILI PEPPERS, i.e. Chad Smith, John Frusciante, Anthony Kiedis & Flea



MY GIRLS...and the big winners of the night....DIXIE CHICKS



Mary J Blige....one time idol and big winner tonight!



Joan Baez...who looked better tonight than she did when she first came out about 40 years ago



Christina Aguilera



Pink.....looking amazing I might add!!!!



Scarlett Johansson... Still not sure why she was there if she ain't boning Justin

and now the terrorists have finally won...

Apparently, Anna Nicole Smith is dead. After collapsing earlier today, she has been pronounced dead at around 2:00 pm EST a Florida hospital, according to her lawyer, Howard K. Stern.

Read the most current update here at www.TMZ.com.

I have to say as much as I saw this coming, it still is sad. A woman who just gave birth has left her child motherless, with two incompetant men trying to "be the father". America loved Anna when she was a curvy and mute model. But since her marriage to a man 3 -4 times her age, suing his family for money and the also untimely death of her son, we have lost the love. She has become a national joke, a punchline in the ever present "white trash gag". And now there is a little baby who most likely will be stuck in that terrible cycle.

As most offices are freaking out about this breaking news, Im sure most people will have their own opinons on the events. But we do have to remember, when all the sarcasm is done, there is a little one without their mommy.

rick rubin is the man...

I have a long laundry list of my favorite dudes in the music industry and Rick Rubin has to be located in one of the very top places. I mean a Jewish kid from the island who helps make hip hop/rap a household sound and then reinvents some of the msot influential bands around, well you got to love this guy.



Cnn.com did a mini article on him yesterday in their "People you should know" section. It could be from all the Grammy buzz the latest Chili Peppers album STADIUM ARCAADIUM has been picking up, as well as my favorite ladies of country the Dixie Chicks. It could also be the rumored request for him to become the co chairman of Columbia Records to try and rebuild the once leader of the labels. With the possible move, everyone is trying to figure out if the man would bring his American label to Columbia or what would happen to his deal with Warner Brothers.

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so now its free for the ozzfest...

And my ass still probably ain't going. The Osbornes announced yesterday at a press conferenece in Los Angeles that this year the all day, traveling music festival that allows hard rockers and old farts to come together and worship a style of music that pretty much started sucking about 20 years ago....but I digress.

The pay to play festival, that does allow young talent to be showcased on a national level, is in its 12th year and apparently doesnt make much of its gross from ticket sales, so Mrs. Osbourne and crew have decided to let the masses into mosh for free. Now there will be more money to squander in the beer tent, on bad tattoos and merch usually sold to teeny boopers in Hot Topic. So all of you still into metal, chins up. The festival kicks off in July somewhere around Los Angeles. There will be 25 cities on this first one of its kind tour....

For more information, click here....

And if you all dont get sarcasm, I am sorry!

Crispin Glover is coming back to NYC this weekend!!!!

I had the oportunity to check out "WHAT IS IT?" and the Big Slide Show when he cam around last year. The man is incredibly intelligent and his slideshow is friggin hysterical. I have ot say as much as I found the movie interesting and though provoking, I will not be purchasing this on DVD for the regular rotation, but the man does know how to make a statement. In the lines of early John Waters, Lynchian focus and some resemblance to a Harmony Korin movie with no real plot, Glover manages to pressure you into recognizes the comfort of mainstream and what happens to one who has stepped out those bounds. With images of a nazi Shirley Temple, mass snailacide and a starring cast of actors with Down Syndrome, Glover does more than just present a little movie. He makes even the most pretentious liberal NYU grad student rethink their mindsets. The Q&A is not to be missed, or technically really cant.....




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Heres the info.........

Crispin Hellion Glover in person
with his feature film WHAT IS IT?
and dramatic presentation of his BIG SLIDE SHOW

Plus a Q&A and book signing, and footage from
Glover's new feature It Is Fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE!
Friday, February 9 - Sunday, February 11 at 7:30pm!

Renegade auteur Crispin Hellion Glover returns to New York to present his notorious feature WHAT IS IT?, described as "the adventures of a young man whose principal interests are snails, salt, a pipe and how to get home, as tormented by a hubristic racist inner psyche." Its cast is largely comprised of actors with Down's Syndrome, with Glover himself also appearing in the film as an actor in the role of "Dueling Demi-God Auteur and The Young Man's Inner Psyche." One of the movie's snail characters is voiced by Fairuza Balk.

The program also features Crispin Hellion Glover's Big Slide Show, an hour-long dramatic narration of eight stories taken from Victorian-era books, plus a Q&A, a book signing and a special sneak preview of scenes from the sequel to WHAT IS IT? -- part two of the 'It' trilogy, Glover's newest film, It is Fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE!, which debuted at this year's Sundance.

"For more than 20 years, Crispin Glover, actor, has maintained a truly distinctive, oddball persona, existing on his own plane. Unsurprisingly, his directorial debut, WHAT IS IT? -- which plays as part of a double bill with a live, enthusiastically performed slide show in which Mr. Glover displays pages from his recent series of books -- is just as unclassifiable as he is... Crispin Hellion Glover, auteur, is a force to be reckoned with." - Laura Kern, The New York Times

Source: www.ifccenter.com

Rolling Stone gets it...

and so should you all. Mr. John " on another plain" Frusciante is featured inthe cover story for th newest issue, which hits newstands this Friday, February 9th. He is one of the three chosen to grace the cover, where the story is about the newest rock gods. I dont know about y'all but I came to this conclusion about 6 -7 years ago.



John




Check out the article and jam session with Frusciante, John Mayer and Derek Trucks here....

Award season part 3

This weekend brings us another award show. The 49th Annual Grammys will begin 8pm this Sunday on CBS. Pre award show red carpet will be on E Network and TV Guide channel.

Rolling Stone has put together a little guide for all those who care.
Rolling Stone

I will be watching....dont mock...since my boys are nominated for so many this year....


More info on the Grammys....

We'll cover the winners and losers on Monday, Febraury 12th's issue from from my mouth to....

the real match game story; behind the blank

If any of you out there were or are fans of the fabulous game show that brought naughty into a home via CBS, you need to check out The Real Match Game Story: Behind the Blank: . The hour long special is now back in rotation on GSN - CH117 if you have Time Warner New York. The show which The show that was once a rarety to tv and and constantly pushedthe envelopes, expecially with the sensors. And after Match Game made the move from its number one daytime spot to Match Game PM, it did even better and made sure being scared of crossing the line became a thing of the past.

With interviews with the staff and the regular panelists, you get to see that this show was really fun behind the scenes. It also shows the last interview with Gene Rayburn before his death. The man who brought as much personality to his shows as his panelists did will be sorely missed. Also being interviewed are my favorite ladies Brett Summers and Betty White....


the best gams in the 70s....



Some Great Pics

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Zucker wouldnt be head if Welch was still around...

but lucky for him, Welch retired quite awhile ago. The 41-year-old Jeff Zucker will replace Bob Wright as chief executive of NBC Universal, effective April 1st. After a battle with cancer, the young executive has been able to beat out the gossip that was swirling around tv about his being kicked out! So all of you account executives out there who arent extremely happy with what you are doing at Mr. Zucker....



Hopefully this change can bring a refreshing change to the stalling network. And with superb standouts like "Heroes", "30 Rock", "The Office" and "Studio 60 on the Sunest Strip" we will be seeing alot of quality programming from the network who has been able to sucker people into not changing the dial all night long.

For more, check out the LATimes.com article, here....

Ms. Stewart hit it out of the park

Messengers = #1

As predicted last week, The Messengers hit a high note with American audiences this past weekend and was number one at the box office. This is the 7th year in a row where Sony has had the number one movie during Super Bowl weekend. And with a not so largely known cast and a meager budget for Hollywood standards ($16 million to be exact), it almost made it back this weekend by pulling almost $15 million. I am very excited for Kristen Stewart and hope this is just another step in the big career she is headed towards...

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Spielberg isn't too happy....

NY Times is reporting that Mr. Spielberg has had it with Paramount and therefore Viacom, the studio that bought Mr. Spielberg's Dreamworks SKG one year ago. Although this year should be a happy time for the director and his partners Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen with the recognition being brought to the studio with Dreamgirls, Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of our Fathers. But it seems that Paramount wants a bit too much thanks for the Dreamgirls production (Geez! I wonder why....)



Hopefully Spielberg will value his decision to stay on with Dreamworks even after the sale. And Transformers will be able to set aside the little and big brother of this group.

For more, click here.....

SHINING STAR RECAP: Panettiere, Stewart & Rachel Wood

in the few months since posting about my picks for the next strongest upcoming actresses, the ladies have been on fire!!!!

Hayden was everywhere during the TV Awards season, quickly became the anti party girl that the younger generation was looking for and signed on for 6 more seasons of Heroes...But the real clincher on anyone's upcoming mega stardom is landing yourself on the Vanities page of Vanity Fair. And thats exactly what girl just did!



Moving onto the other ladies....

Miss Stewart is currently staring in the newest thriller that makes us scared of kids, houses, ghosts, country houses, new towns, well you get the point..


Not only is this movie allowing Penelope Anne Miller to eat once again - I mean where has she been??, but is bringing us the movie before the comic book comes out. You can read more about THE MESSENGERS here.... The movie has its major theater release today, so hopefully on Monday, Miss Stewart could be part of a blockbuster......


And then we have Ms. Wood.. Evan managed to get tongues wagging about an unconfirmed scandal, as well as her talents brought to the screen. Earlier this year, after the very quick and out of nowhere break up of Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson, Ms. Wood was believed to be at the heart of the break up...Even credible mags were saying the two were invloved....so who knows....

I think this is funny cause there was some article where she was interviewed around halloween about his art show because a potrait of hers was one of the focuses in the show and I was pretty sure they were screwing...First Ed Norton and now marilyn Manson, this girl is a smarter brand of starlet and thats why shes going far. She premiered King of California, also staring Michael Douglas. She hit up the press area and took the typical actress pictures at the fest. Heres a pic courtesy of imdb.com

updates on top chef post

so in my haste of anger towards top chef for elliminating the best candidate for the job - and not just cause he's cute - sam, I was a bit less democratic when it came to the final two contestants...


ilan and marcel

So now we all know that Ilan won the final challenge and was "crowned" Top Chef


And have to say even after my tirade against the current winner, for the finale I really wanted Sam against Ilan - this I believe would have been the neccessary battle to make it a fight between the best of this season....and i think two people who appreciate each other in a kitchen is more interesting to me than two who bicker and hate each other but i digress.. Congrats to Ilan for a deserved winner and thanks for representing the orth Shore of Long Island...

There was an interview with Ilan regarding his win that was "released by accident" before the finale. I believe that this was done on purpose to squash the much flack Bravo found from kicking out Sam so early. And I feel bad that Ilan felt the backlash because it wasnt towards him, he doesnt make the decision. But after seeing thousands of replys and decries of ": I will not watch the finale!" I knew I wasnt the only crazed fan who apprecaites just a good competition.

ok ok so yesterday i was bored...

and now im pissed!!!

Yesterday evening I cam home from work feeling incredibly down and bored with everything! My job has become a bit too repeatative for my taste right now, January is finally hitting us here in NYC and any excitement within the popular culture world has been sucked dry!

I was discussing with my boyfriend the fact that Andy Warhol pretty much created the beginning of the end. His mashing of art with business could have been the beginning of the demise of American culture as we know it. Granted, I adore Andy Warhol and I believe the things he brought were incredibly valuable and let a generation understand it was fine to step out of the norm and not be relagated to a life in a box. So we ranted and raved about music and movies and tv and art and everything that should be entertainment and expressive and how unimpressive most of it has been recently.

So we turned off the tube, listened to the Phil Spector boxed set and took in a calm night. But then I realized that Top Chef finale was in and I turned on the TV at 11, so I could fast forward through the commercials ( I heart DVR!!!)

I watched the entire episode and found what was so interesting was that Sam was the only one, I thought, who stepped away from the show realizine his weaknesses mmore than his strengths and went to great lengths to develop them. He could have easily gone back to his old job and kept doing what he was doing, but he stepped out of his comfort zone and learned a few things. And when his boss said that she never met another chef " with less of an ego in the kitchen" I thought, this guy truly deserves to win. And whn the final 15 minutes occured of the Finale, I was floored. Actually disgusted.....I I have watched with pride what i thought was the alternative to basic reality programming on Bravo TV for the past 3 yeas, beginning with Project Runway and then Top Chef. I was even excited abotu the new Todd Oldham show....who can forget him from House of Style....

But what I saw yesterday was the alternatie to the idiotic standard reality crap...PR and TC used to be competitions of talented folks who wanted to excel at their careers. We saw people who tried to get a in on their careers and grow as professionals. What I saw last night was a kick in the face to all fans of TC. Sam, the most talented and humble chef there was kicked to the curb for the two biggest brats that hit the kitchen this season. Marcel, a marginally talented foam maker and cook, who had no humility, but kissed ass whenever possible, was a sly jerk in the kitchen. He managed to upset everyone in the kitchen, which makes me uestion any type of leadership this could provide. And there is Ilian, who I think has consistently skated by, with quality stuff, but nevver really knocking it out of the park. On the other hand you had Elia, a strong chef, who tried various new projects the entire time and Sam, the chef with most wins, a huge degree of humility and a genuine interest in making a great meal. And I was shocked when Sam and Elia were kicked out in favor or second rate losers....but when Tom said his manner or personality has nothing to do with this competition I couldnt help but become furious. Who wants to support a person with no interest in others? I dont!!!

Im still mad and knew I wasnt the only one. I just left one of 1000 + comments Tom Calichio's blog on Bravotv.com has received within less than a 24 hour span. About 98.5%of the comments echoed my feelings and stated that Top Chef has lost their viewers with this poor move. I hope that anyone out there reading this and feeling same way i do, send a comment, write an email or call BRAVO or NBC Universal.

here is the direct link to the blog:
http://www.bravotv.com/blog/tomcolicchio/2007/01/finale_part_1.php

feel free to leave me opinons....

what about her golden globes....?

Who wins the award for the prettiest girl tonight at the Golden Globes???? It has to go to my girl Reese Witherspoon....

This is a great way to make sure you are a wanted single lady in Hollywood and your soon to be ex is whimpering on a couch somewhere.

I wanna date her.....

DAVID LYNCH INTRODUCING "INLAND EMPIRE"

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INLAND EMPIRE - lynch does it agin

and by that I mean blow my mind....

I had the wonderful opportunity to see the premiere of this film, INLAND EMPIRE, due to the sheer awesomeness of my friend Matt. The premiere took place at Walter Reade Theater this past Saturday and was followed with a Q & A with David Lynch and cast. As an excited audience, I was pleasantly pleased by the additional premiere of Lynch's own brand of coffee, which was passed out for free by his company. Know I know why this guy loves coffee so much!!

The movie begins and all I can say, other than my review below is what an awesome ride it was. I was incredibly impressed and thought that a DVD camera was perfect for the man known for his blurred out darkness and terrifying close ups of his main characters. After the movie I pratically run into Laura Dern and Ben Harper on my way to the bathroom - as a girl you need to go when you think the line is the shortest and I must say what an attractive and adorable couple they make.

The Q & A begins and I totally understand why I have loved this director for so long. He spoke quite genuinely but with the succintness of a bitter grandpa. Dern gushed on how wonderful a process this project was for her and Justin Theroux, her costar, explained the path he went on working with Lynch. After a few silly questions from the audience and one touching on the role of meditation not only in Lynch's daily life but its obvious reach now into his art, Lynch pretty much explains his entire catolog and career. He says that there are two kinds of people out there, those who need everything in a movie to be explained to them and those who love leaving a theater without questions. He himself, he says, is the latter and believes his audiences is as well. And I have to say that after being a fan of his for so long, I bleieve this man has changed me into the latter in a lot of aspects of my life.

But the ultimate part of the night was being able to meet Ms. Dern and Mr. Lynch, with some waiting around and dorking out. Matt left to head downtwon for the midnight shoew of LOST HIGHWAY so I was left alone and not thinking about who was gonna snap my pics with these guys. Well Ben Harper was nice enough to oblige me for a pic with his wife and a lovely audience member helped out with Daivd's. When the pic was taken, Lynch took the camera from me to make sure the photo came out well" He also invited a few bystanders to a meditation lecture early in the next year. Lynch after all this time is an approachable, witty and comfortable being. And Dern is super pretty in person.

See my pics below and read the review. INLAND EMPIRE premieres in NYC Wednesday, December 6th. EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHECK IT OUT!!!!

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INLAND EMPIRE REVIEW
All I can say about INLAND EMPIRE is thank you for inviting me on the ride Mr. Lynch? The reality blurring and intense three hour journey is one that has not easily left my mind and made me exited about cinema again. Shot with a Sony digital video camera and without a script, Lynch manages to weave in between reality and surreal dreams with ease. INLAND EMPIRE begins with a comedic view of Nikki, played beautifully by Laura Dern, and her new role as Sue in a Hollywood movie. Jeremy Irons plays the all too cliche director brilliantly and Harry Dean Stanton as Irons' right hand man on the set makes me thankful this man still works. With Justin Theroux as Dern's costar Devon, we watch the cast film a movie that might be all too real for the stars.

Per usual Lynch, the next two hours drag you out of the Hollywood we see on the screen and brings us into a world only this man can create. With chorus style breaks given by a rabbit headed sitcom, voiced by some of Lynch's previous stars and fairly haunting story about a Polish young girl leaked through Sue's unconcious, we arent sure whether Nikki or Sue are the real main character. With frequent changes between nowadays smutty Hollywood, winter wonderland Poland and a working class backyard, Dern connects us with whomever she is portraying at the moment. She easily convinces us she is a murderous hooker one moment and a confused starlet the next. Dern proves to us in this film why Lynch found it fitting a few weeks to park himself and a cow on the corner of a busy LA street and market for the much deserved Oscar nomination.

Through the eyes of pieced together digital video art, Lynch brings us his most artistic film to date. While the viewer cant figure out where EMPIRE has been nor where its going, we do see a beautiful version of a city that has fueled much of Lynch's recent work as well as it being destroyed. I felt a sense of Lynch's personality shine through this movie, where it begins as almost a campy 50's film glorifying the industry that has become more difficult for Lynch and his kind to maneuver around and merges with a dark, mysterious and often times terrifying glimpse of surrealism. When the endearing, yes I said endearing, credits role, the viewer isnt able to sum up what they just viewed in a few sentences. David Lynch has managed to make sure the viewer leaves pondering what just happened and the man loves it this way. If you are looking for a movie which not only leave you curious, but entangled in multilayered world of "is this really out there?", you must see this film.

And to take a cue from the previous post...

Lets talk about who's gonna be big in the upcoming years...

Some of you may not know I have a great gift for predicting the up and coming stars in Hollywood. Most of the time I get it so right it hurts and there are other times where I just assume Britney Spears will be a one hit wonder. Ooops, lets not go there.

In the past, I have pin pointed the upcoming leaps of:
1. Christina Aguilera
2. Scarlet Johanson
3. Kelly Ripa
4. Josh Duhamel
5. Hilary Duff
6. Lindsay Lohan
7. Michelle Trachtenberg
8. Kate Hudson
9. Amanda Bynes - I picked her when I was 14

There have been a few missteps on the way...
Examples: Alex Mack (cant remember her real name), the youngest sister from Step by Step, Jordana Brewster, Vinessa Shaw......the list can go on....

So lets talk about my picks for the next few years of stars moving up the ladder.....


1.Hayden Panettiere

The youngest cast member of "Heroes", NBC's biggest and most deserved hit of the Fall 2006 season. Panettiere has alot of qualities that make a young actress a star. One, she's adorable. Two, she's pretty good at both comedy and she's MARKETABLE. This girl can move easily from a Nickelodeon program to a hard hitting episode of Law and Order to an independent movie and not skip a beat. After seeing her in the movie she did with Kate Hudson, I knew this girl was headed towards the big time. She now has a Neutrogena contract and an MTV reality start boyfriend, so she know she has it. Lets just hope she continues to eat, doesn't party too much and breaks all ties with Paris Hilton. If she does, she is on her way to being a pretty big deal in Hollywood.


2. Evan Rachel Wood

Although I hated her most recent film "Running with Scissors", I thought she was
marvelous in the movie. Ms. Wood has all the characteristics of a huge movie star - pretty face, huge range and again, marketability. After seeing her in "Thirteen", I knew she was probably the next Scarlet, but nowI'm thinking she has the capability of being much larger than that. Evan has alot more going for her than her baritone coworker. And apparently she is already making the rounds in Hollywood and hanging with Marilyn Manson. With her penchant for choosing gripping indies, this girl has buzz worthy written all over her. Its gonna be interesting to see which way she goes.


3. Kristin Stewart

Although her resume is still small, I think this girl is gonna be a hit - either
going the way of dedicated actress or indie cult hit! After her turn in Panic Room, I could see she had chops. But it a Lifetime move - oh hush!!!! - that really made me see big things for this girl. She is already doing theTribecca and Sundance circuit and easily follow in Ms. Wood's steps. Lets hope so!

So I guess this is where I start talking about guys and to be honest, I'm not as good as predicting their stardom or hell even possibility of a continuous career. But I am pretty sure that Will Farrell is headed towards Tom Hanks style stardom and Jim from the office could be the next Paul Rudd. Who knows?

Who do you all think are on their way up the Hollywood Ladder??

ok so this is going to start out sounding lame...

But as I was watching "One Tree Hill" and by the way for the first time ever....I realized a few things..

One, Tv on the Radio is going to be big big big...This band is one of those great things to come out of New York, Brooklyn respectively, and hopefully will be setting the world on fire...not just critics and hip kids....although, that isnt a bad crowd to hype you up.

Second, I miss playing sports and alot more than I thought I ever would. When the nerdy high school basketball announcer started his jibber jabbering about how sports teams can show people and their moments of greatness, I was forced to agree. There havent been many moments that I have had that have completely overwhelmed me as winning the game after being down 10 points, catching the final strike to win the game or throwing the ball to a player just off the bench. And maybe thats what I have been missing so much the past few years. Or maybe its just the lack of performance and the routine crap I do every day without an audience. I went from dancing and singing to playing sports to sitting on my ass and watching tv. And I m one hundred percent sure I liked the way things used to be and so do my abs.

So how does a girl in her mid 20's get that back in her life without joining the community theater to do a performance of "Cyrano de Bergerac"???? Any ideas, please let me know.....

This country is opposed to gay couples having children, but we celebrate this woman's ability....

America\'s Sweethearts

I was going to post the non-underwear wearing Britney "I'm a hoe again"
Spears pictures on this blog, but I cant bring myself to do it...here
are the unedited versions at
oh no they didnt


I think the fact that this woman has been lucky enough to move herself out of some back roads trailer in Kentucky is amazing. I thought it was hysterical that she married some wannabe ghetto rapper within 6 months of meeting him, right after he impregnated his quite fertile girlfriend. And what was even better that this woman had the audacity to bring two children into this messed up world and not seem to realize she had some explaining to do.....

So when she told the world she was divorcing K-Fed almost 3 weeks ago, I thought " Finally, someone got into this girls head and is setting her straight." I did
not expect to see this girl out tramping around with Hilton or Lohan....Now, to be honest, I could give a crap what Hilton or Lohan do. In fact, if I was rich and had the power to do what they were doing, I most likely would be. Partying all night and baking in the sun all day, withalot of shopping and starving themselves in the meantime .

But Britney is different - yes she is young, rich and newly single - BUT SHE IS A MOTHER!!!!!! She needs to be raising her children in a nice, comfy home with loving parents - even if its only one - but both of you cant be fucked up....and too bad sweetie you picked this idiot to have children with.

Which brings back to my main point, what would the people who don't want a loving gay/lesbian couple who have put aside paryting, single bars, and clubbing to the sedentary couple life most of us inherit with long term relationships not to have children, but believe it is okay that Britney and K-Fed bred? How come assholes who basically piss on the idea and "sanctity" of marriage like the previously mentioned couple or someone like Pamela Anderson and White Trash Kid Rock aren't being attacked by the Religious Right? How come some pastor in Colorado isn't getting all upset about whats going on with the Southern/Midwestern stars currently living in
Hollywood and pissing all over marriage??? Maybe the reflection in the magazines with Britney's face is too close for comfort.

So once and all - Britney - buy some undies - I know you have the cash. Hell, send me your manager's address or whoever been suckered into representing you this week, along with Hilton's and Lohan's and in the spirit of Christmas, I'll buy all three of you a couple of pairs of drawers.

l've got hoes...in the 90210 area code

But in the meantime, if you are going to go commando you idiots, at least have the decency to keep your legs closed in front of the cameras. The world has enough airborne diseases.